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1. Some one who is a back-stabber. They will do anything to get what they want.

2. Someone who is snaky.

3. R.J. Harris
R.J., why did you take Steve-O - your best friends girl?

Because you are a slithering snake
snake by Lilman86 March 8, 2011

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...

brown snake 

The action of shitting into a condom, than using it as a dildo.
Something Heather Carey would use as a dildo.

"Hey, Look! Heather is working that brown snake."
brown snake by TMyspace2000 July 26, 2009

Alabama Shakes 

Roots rock band from Athens, Alabama

Brittany Howard- lead vocals/guitar
Zac Cockrell- bass
Heath Fogg- guitar
Steve Johnson- percussion/drums
Alabama Shakes are fucking awesome. Their second album Sound & Color is a definite sonic departure from their debut, Boys & Girls, and Brittany Howard's strong voice, along with her guitar playing, is one of the reasons the Shakes have become my current favorite band.

Shakespeare Dump 

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
Shakespeare Dump by Roostafa March 31, 2010

Shakespearean Drunk 

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.