cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

boob phone

when a girl keeps her phone in her boobs.

at a bar a girl may not have a purse or pockets, so she keeps everything in her cleavage... but specifically when her phone is kept there it is called a boob phone. whether in the middle or on either side. may also be known as a boob pocket

by poloisawesome November 10, 2012

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

piss phone

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor

Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.

by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010

freak phone

the extra cell phone you have that you give the number out to all women who are not your wife or girlfriend. so called because these skanks will do things sexually that your wife/girlfriend won't.

dude is that your cell ringing
yeah it's my freak phone

by fez marie whatley November 2, 2008

bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004

PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."

by RiverRat March 12, 2008