postdoc

Somebody who has recently completed a PhD and has no idea what do with their life after discovering they are completely unemployable. Anyone with the title "Post Doc" is a bright intellectual person without direction who is killing time waiting for the right job opportunity.

She was a postdoc at the university for ten years before she discovered that she had to find a permanent job to pay for the kitty litter to keep her family together.

postdoc by the lazy ass destroyer November 13, 2005

That post gave me cancer 

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.

xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.

That post gave me cancer by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012

Post-Potter Psychosis 

The Act of going on any sort of spree (Vandalism, Killing, Sexual, Screaming) after realising that you have just read the 7th and last Harry Potter book, and there will be no more.

Did you hear about the Massacre in that school down in Yorkshire? she killed 206 people with a broomstick with razorwire for bristles. Aparently, it was Post-Potter Psychosis. I blame Manhunt 2, but nevermind.

Post-Potter Psychosis by Rossyboy8 August 4, 2007

post woke 

A person who has gone beyond woke, and is comfortable being offensive

Nah, Sameera's not woke, she's post woke.

post woke by PugLife2019 September 11, 2019

post whoring

To post on message boards for the sake of posting, to post useless things to raise your post count.

"Please stop postwhoring, posting 'lolz' is not constructive to these forums."

post whoring by Lily June 8, 2004

Post Avatar Depression 

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.

Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(

Post Avatar Depression by Tsu'Tey January 1, 2010

post-metal 

An emerging genre of metal music which takes elements of post-rock and puts them into a metal context. Somewhat connected to sludge metal.

Russian Circles and Isis are examples of post-metal acts.

post-metal by saucy626 November 14, 2009