Please

P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM

Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"

by whitewolf3131 January 5, 2017

pleasure gorgeous

Typically a guy telling a girl she's pretty then he'll jerk off

"Pleasure gorgeous"

by waffleChan January 27, 2017

please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything

Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please

by afdgh11 August 23, 2018

Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008

Mount pleasant

The best mount pleasant. Located in South Carolina, suburb to Charleston South Carolina.

Did you hear, Mount pleasant has almost 20000 people more than the entire country of Greenland!

by What's dat boi October 8, 2018

Lady of pleasure

also known as a courtesan or a female prostitute.

That girl who lives at the end of the block is a lady of pleasure.

by MylesyL. January 30, 2012