please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it

girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

northern downpour

trigger song for fans of panic! at the disco. northern downpour is ryan ross and brendon urie's love song, but ryan is one shady bitch and left the band like a year l8r. it is slow and emotional and will make a yeemo cry. some yeemos are long-lasting and immune, so they won't cry but they are crying inside. these immune yeemos are scary and will most likely northern downpour other yeemos.

immune yeemo: "lmao wanna listen to my sick mixtape"

yeemo: "sure"

*northern downpour plays*

yeemo: *breaks down in tears*

immune yeemo: *cackling maniacally*

by atticsalt July 24, 2018