Karl Panko

A wannabe straight person that wishes he could get a girl friend.

Look it is Karl Panko the kid that can;t get a girl friend.

by Peach and Doc March 22, 2003

Pank

(v.) To panic so intensely that when trying to write "panic", your handwriting becomes so shaky and illegible that the resulting term reads: pank

"Only two weeks' supply of pickle left in country! Buy Pickle! Don't Pank!" - note left on fridge.

by Lucy November 11, 2004

Planksten

Planksten(noun)is a group of Negros that butt fuck in jail.

Guard 1 says to Guard 2 what are those Planksten doing.

by AZ+RC February 26, 2005

Planking

An extreme young old sport in which a person lies outstretched on or beside an object. Correct form requires an expressionless face and arms pointed towards feet.

Jarrod: "I'm going to do some planking on that young old tree."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."

by Jarrod Benn June 11, 2011

planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".

I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.

by Karsciyin June 14, 2011

Planking

An activity that originated in Australia, which involves lying down in a straight horizontal position (like a plank of wood) in various, random and usually unexpected places.

Bob: Oi John, what should we do this weekend?
John: Dude, we should go on a planking spree!

by catherinex0x June 20, 2011

planking

The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.

Have you seen the picture of Josh planking the train tracks last night?

by Lionel Johnson III July 13, 2011