boob phone

when a girl keeps her phone in her boobs.

at a bar a girl may not have a purse or pockets, so she keeps everything in her cleavage... but specifically when her phone is kept there it is called a boob phone. whether in the middle or on either side. may also be known as a boob pocket

by poloisawesome November 10, 2012

piss phone

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor

Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.

by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010

cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004

Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.

"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."

by Mesapie January 16, 2009

obama phone

A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated

a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old

by i'm not obama January 5, 2023