Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

Penelesexual

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)

“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”

by -aly March 18, 2019

MC Penis

Satirical Planetary Rapper.

From love songs about Harvey Weinstein, to space raps about planets and lightbeams,

MC Penis is a self proclaimed Planetary Rapper.

Bruh MC Penis's new track Lightbeams is insane, I wish I could be that good!

by MC Penis March 29, 2021

Penrith Picasso

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

Pennying

'Pennying' or also known as 'The Penny Game' is a simple British drinking game, traditionally played during formal dinners (Formal Hall) at Cambridge University. One person throws a penny into another's pint (or other alcoholic beverage) and that person has to down the drink in order to "stop the Queen from drowning". (As the Queen's face is depicted on 1p coins).

"Did you know they banned Pennying in Formal Hall?"

"Yeah! Dirk got so pissed he had to go to hospital!"

by AquamarineCara May 16, 2017

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Peni Weni

Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.

Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )

Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll

by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018