shitake mushrooms

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS

by squidwordslongshlong April 08, 2021

Button Top Mushroom

A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.

I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

by poop in the clit April 28, 2017

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

by Tcwilly July 31, 2022

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 05, 2021

mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard

My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.

by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

mushroom <3

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333

I love you mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 04, 2021