Skip to main content

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!
I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms
by Maskedone September 28, 2021
mugGet the Mask Mushroomsmug.

Mushroom Tosser

a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard
P.C. bastard: Racist!

Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!
by H.A.L. June 6, 2011
mugGet the Mushroom Tossermug.

mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms
So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.
by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023
mugGet the mushroom growthmug.

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
mugGet the The Wrong Mushroommug.

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
by teddykreuger October 21, 2025
mugGet the cream of mushroom soupmug.

Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂
Omg mushroom your amazing
by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020
mugGet the Mushroommug.

Share this definition