cock crusher

this word is used to describe people who will do any thing to a cock just to be able to have it.

My wife is a cock crusher, she is always grabbing and sucking my cock.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

Canadia

Canadia is the country north of the United States. (It's real name is Canada, I'm not an idiot that's just how I say it for fun)

I went to Canadia to see the falls!

by Kingtoocan August 27, 2017

Giggity

Can be an answer to any question or used as a sexual innuendo.

My wife asked me if I liked the project she was working on and my response was giggity!

by Kingtoocan August 27, 2017

Purple

Something you say when you fart that way anyone who understands it can either step away or hold their breath!

Purple

by Kingtoocan August 27, 2017