mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

Mom Minute

(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"

General* conversion rate

1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes

*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.

Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"

Mom: "Yes, just a minute"

Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"

by bigducky29 February 22, 2011

Mom-Bomb

When you post a fantastic status update on facebook only to have it commented on by your mother and all of her friends that unfortunately have added you on facebook. This typically prevents any of your friends from posting any funny comments and often leads to you being scolded or babied.

Carlos: yo, man i posted this awesome status and my notifications were through the roof, but then i looked at who it was from. I got mom-bombed man!

Greg: that sucks man, I hate getting mom-bombed so much that i blocked my mom from my facebook page

by D. Rogers February 23, 2011

Mom chest

Typical red freckled sun damaged chest. Not all moms have mom chest, but the ones who do are always moms.

“Ew. Look at the mom chest on that mom.”

by Seacrumpjr October 9, 2018

mom ass

Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.

*drive by a really hott mother.
MOM AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

by phenompyrus April 21, 2004

mom party

A box of wine. Usually cheap chardonnay or other mom-friendly wine. Recently marketed as "casks" to make middle age women feel less bad about the stigma of drinking wine from a box.

Let's avoid the kitchen, my mom and some friends are in there getting ripped on mom party.

by dr_adamg September 24, 2010