Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"
Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)
Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 05, 2012
Client: what's the effort to implement the solution in our environment?
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....
Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
Sales: it will take between 12 and 16 days....
Colleague: how did you figure that out without knowing details of their environment?
Sales: sales math
by a-pseudonym-defined October 08, 2020
A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”
Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”
Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”
by Prince Korr March 15, 2023
*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 08, 2018
1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
by geek.girl March 14, 2017