Math Is a Verb 

When the world’s most disliked school subject is not a spectator but a player sport; when you need to do math rather than just read about it—the very reason why pop or general math books seldom help raise the mathematical or quantitative literacy of their armchair readers.

Recreationally speaking, math is a noun, but painfully or cognitively speaking, math is a verb—reading and understanding a math proof is one thing; guessing and checking and failing repeatedly and finally proving or solving a math problem is the actual thing.

Math Is a Verb by MathPlus December 28, 2020

Math Rock 

Music that's so technically difficult to play that it sounds like shit to the average listener.

I'm sure this is hard to play, but this Math Rock crap sounds like shit.

Math Rock by Sethzky October 20, 2008

Math 511 

The most boring class in the world. It is considered an advanced class, but it is nearly entirely review from seventh and eighth grade. What a waste of time.

"Our next unit is probability."
"WTF NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE DID THAT IN 7th GRADE! MATH 511 IS A WASTE OF TIME!"

Math 511 by Zoster Toaster January 9, 2007

Math Class 

Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.

Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)

"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey

Math Class by Proxy November 15, 2016

math rock/metal 

A type of Progressive rock or metal. The "math" part of the name comes from the intricate polyrhythms and time signatures. Bands include: Messhugah, Opeth, Tool

"Holy crap, this band Messhugah is the epitome of math metal! Almost every one of their songs is in 23/16 meter."

math rock/metal by Devin April 3, 2004

math-class

Medical disorder whereby one gets an erection in an unusual place where one didn't intend. (ex. Math Class)

Primary cause- ejaculation deprivation

Cures-usually simmer after a short period.
-In extreme cases one may Perform a belt tuck, followed by an immidiate trip to the bathroom where one should plessure oneself accordingly

Today I had a math-class all math class.

math-class by Rob spank December 21, 2005

Math Shot 

When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.

At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”

Math Shot by MathPlus May 30, 2021