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Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.
I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
by D'emon November 5, 2002
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Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it
Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation
by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019
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Weave Master

Britnee: "Pshhh, I'm the Weave Master."
Krystal: "Nigga you a lie,

I AM THE WEAVE MASTER." F yo couch Nigga.

Miranda: "Imma buy you dat car."
by Krystal:D June 4, 2010
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master-signifier

In Lacanian theory, a signifier which stops the slippage of the signified under the signifier and fixes meaning, thereby forming a stable symbolic order. It is a particular signifier with no signified of its own, which stands in for the "fullness" of the meaning of the symbolic system itself. However, since contingency and lack are taken to be primary in Lacanian theory, it is necessarily arbitrary and is unable to guarantee its own primacy except through arbitrary and ungrounded violence. It is always haunted by the return of the Real.
In my view, this concept is useful but its basis is mistaken. What is repressed is active desire, held down for fear of punishment, and not some kind of ontological void. Lacan is wrong to pose his problems on such a metaphysical level.
by Andy May 7, 2004
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master-baiter

Someone who lets you talk and talk until you have completely exposed yourself.

They are masters at fishing for ideas and leading you on.
That Norbert, he is a master-baiter
by whiteson November 18, 2009
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staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.
by shizer July 28, 2004
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Stair Master

Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.
Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
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