Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

muff

A game played with a soccer ball in which the players use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to prevent the ball from touching the ground. The player who lets the ball fall is given a letter (beginning with "m", then "u", then "f", and finally a second "f"). When a player spells out the word "Muff", he/she then turns around and allows for a different player to kick the ball at their hiney.

Player 1: "lets play Muff!"
Player 2: "No! Last time I couldn't sit for a week!"

by Derok September 19, 2005

Muff

An ungodly hairy cooch. A word to use instead of "douche bag" or "pussy" when insultind another individual.

STFU you muff! Fuck yourself in hell, you muff!

by G-Shizzle December 28, 2005

Muff

Back in the 90's this word meant being smacked upside the forehead when you least expect it.

Boy 1: Hey, want to see something cool?
Boy 2: Yeah.
Boy 1: Muff.
Boy 2: Ah! What you do that for?
Boy 1: HA HA HA! You walked right into that one.

by Falap January 28, 2010

Muff

The act of not properly defining a word or action. The Actions or Words that cause a muff can have consequences. More of a Cincinatti term but has the same definition as "screwed up or messed up."

Usually when somebody says someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend and then does not to a friend. Causing the person who is looking for someone to be lonely for a night.

I muffed up last night

by muffer69 January 2, 2011

Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

muffer

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.

That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.

by wexter December 2, 2014