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Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
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tim-tim land 

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "
tim-tim land by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 1, 2013

Hairy fairy land 

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy
Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
Hairy fairy land by Minty February 15, 2017

live off the land 

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
live off the land by QuacksO October 5, 2018

kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.
look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle

Donkey Kong Land 

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
Donkey Kong Land by modemcat June 14, 2022