Urban Dictionary: Definitions by parker.crawdaddy69

laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

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someone who is being an absolute fucking bum, this person usually sucks at simple tasks and is a slap dick

parker will now be known as de’warmest because he fumbled the bag with charlotte

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someone who is gay for the kenny chesney and loves taking dick from daryl at sportscard center.

decoldest crawford just got his asshole destroyed by the card shop man in the detroit ford field bathrooms at 3:45 AM

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a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal

that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!

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frantti friends are a bunch of friends who love taking strap on dildos by kenny chesney fans.

did you see that group of frantti friends at the kenny chesney concert in detroit?!

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that girl is a whole skylynn nash.

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some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.

look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle

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