parker.crawdaddy69's definitions

frantti

A frantti is a person who used no evidence to back something up and is always crying about something.

“Stop being a frantti just because your team lost last week”

by parker.crawdaddy69 April 15, 2021

kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.

look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle

by parker.crawdaddy69 April 18, 2021

skylynn pizza ranch

a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal

that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!

by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022

decoldest crawford

someone who is gay for the kenny chesney and loves taking dick from daryl at sportscard center.

decoldest crawford just got his asshole destroyed by the card shop man in the detroit ford field bathrooms at 3:45 AM

by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022

frantti friends

frantti friends are a bunch of friends who love taking strap on dildos by kenny chesney fans.

did you see that group of frantti friends at the kenny chesney concert in detroit?!

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 11, 2022

skylynn nash

someone who is white trash

that girl is a whole skylynn nash.

by parker.crawdaddy69 October 3, 2021

de’warmest

someone who is being an absolute fucking bum, this person usually sucks at simple tasks and is a slap dick

parker will now be known as de’warmest because he fumbled the bag with charlotte

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023