8 definitions by parker.crawdaddy69

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement
hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 6, 2023
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frantti friends are a bunch of friends who love taking strap on dildos by kenny chesney fans.
did you see that group of frantti friends at the kenny chesney concert in detroit?!
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 12, 2022
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A frantti is a person who used no evidence to back something up and is always crying about something.
“Stop being a frantti just because your team lost last week”
by parker.crawdaddy69 April 15, 2021
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a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal
that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!
by parker.crawdaddy69 July 12, 2022
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some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.
look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle
by parker.crawdaddy69 April 19, 2021
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someone who is being an absolute fucking bum, this person usually sucks at simple tasks and is a slap dick
parker will now be known as de’warmest because he fumbled the bag with charlotte
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 6, 2023
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