decoldest crawford

someone who is gay for the kenny chesney and loves taking dick from daryl at sportscard center.
decoldest crawford just got his asshole destroyed by the card shop man in the detroit ford field bathrooms at 3:45 AM
by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022
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de’warmest

someone who is being an absolute fucking bum, this person usually sucks at simple tasks and is a slap dick
parker will now be known as de’warmest because he fumbled the bag with charlotte
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 05, 2023
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laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement
hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 05, 2023
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skylynn pizza ranch

a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal
that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!
by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022
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frantti friends

frantti friends are a bunch of friends who love taking strap on dildos by kenny chesney fans.
did you see that group of frantti friends at the kenny chesney concert in detroit?!
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 11, 2022
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kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.
look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle
by parker.crawdaddy69 April 18, 2021
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