Aunt Jenise

Typically a old white woman who often has a cigarette in hand. She has a raspy voice, a ridiculous perm, and hates kids or anyone younger than her.

She normally drives a old SUV and is talking on her phone with friends with names like Cheryl, Denise, or Mary.

Guy 1: to guy 2 "Dude, you're so lucky your grandma is nice! Mine is a total Aunt Jenise! She made me do her shopping after school."

Guy 2: to guy 1 "Yeah? That sucks!"

by ScynBlade December 7, 2013

Kehillah Jewish Highschool

A school that used to be religiously Jewish, but now barely gives a shit about Jewish holidays. They now make students work on Jewish holidays (Since apparently, Christian holidays are superior). Some AP classes have unrealistic requirements (most college classes are easier than some AP's there, history being one of them). You can't really call it a Jewish school since the majority of the students and faculty aren't Jews. Tuition costs an absurd 50k+ every year. Although most of the kids there are pretty chill, don't go there if you truly want to go to a Jewish School.

Random person: Hey What School do you go to?

Another person: I go to Kehillah Jewish Highschool.

Random person: Yeah that place ain't really Jewish anymore.

by Nptankist June 10, 2021

jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

by ballstits February 21, 2008

Jebidiah

A stupid piece of shit guy who needs to wrapped his cummins around a pole because of karma and doesn't know how to treat a lady. He is also known as asshole and a fucking drunk and also a man whore

Wow that guy wrapped his truck around a pole because he is drunk and tried to miss a deer. Must be a jebidiah

by Fuckoff April 16, 2017

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

by Oz April 2, 2005

Jewish Pinata

A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen

by Seymour Snatch October 23, 2011

Jeison

A sexy male who is very smart and attracts very good looking females. He is a very successful male.

I love Jeison. He brings me so much joy.

by Coolkidman November 22, 2021