I need more boulets 

I need more boulets was a war cry used by the French soldiers during WW2, suicide bombers would also scream this before nose diving into a battleship.

soldier 1: Stay behind me, I'll give you cover! *gun shots*
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets

I need more boulets by puturdikawaywaltuh August 22, 2023

I'll marshmallow your mum 

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.

'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

I'll marshmallow your mum by Gg1246 October 31, 2017

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

I'm Tired

What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.

"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."

I'm Tired by Ucover149 April 19, 2018

I'm Tired

Look, we both know you're only here reading this definition because you have googled it. And you only googled it because you are staying up for something or are unable to sleep but the only thought that can go through your mind is "I'm Tired" because you are. You are tired, and you are therefor the living definition of tired. Congratulations! May you find peaceful sleep soon.

Oh jeez, I'm tired. I should really sleep to fix this problem, but I'm going to google I'm Tired instead.

I'm Tired by The Tired One December 27, 2017

I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

i’m crabby 

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

i’m crabby by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019