Hatch

Hatch is the best thing that can ever happen to you he will always be their when you need him you could never ask for a better friend he also hates gingers and Jews he is also a kickass motherfucker if you find yourself a hatch hold on to him forever and never let go he will save your life and give you meaning he hates hoes and is faithful the greatest person in the world

Your such a fucking hatch I love it your boyfriend is a hatch mclovehim

by Youswithabigd November 5, 2018

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

hatchet murder

A serial killer with a lethal intensity that cant be matched

often known for his disposition of slicing the jugguler vain when presented the opertunity

has been repeatedly spotted bringing knives to gun fights and walking away the victory

aka "The badass of all things gorey"

Man did you see what he did with that knive he ist totaly a hatchet murder

by hatchet1991 August 11, 2010

tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011

The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II

"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide

by Don't take me seriously April 10, 2015

Trailer-hitch

Occurs when one circumsized male touches penis's with another male who is uncircumsized so that the foreskin covers the tip of the uncircumsized penis joining them as one or as a trailer hitch. (Although I don't recommend heavy towing wink wink)

When Rob found out George was from Greece he immediately asked if he had been clipped, since George was most definitely not they dropped trow and trailer-hitch themselves.

by Lloyd Dobler November 25, 2007

hatch

A really good variety of green chile in New Mexico, though not as good as the green chile from the chile in the Espanola and Pilar area on the Northern Rio Grande

Man, that Hatch was hot enough to make my nose run. I could eat more!

by Jesse February 8, 2005