watering a dog shit garden

Making effort for nothing. Effort doesn't pay off.

He has been trying to mac on that girl.
Well, it looks like it's watering a dog shit garden.

by jun nakane July 9, 2007

New York Cheese Grader

Adjective: Used to describe a girl with braces who likes to suck dick.

Joe: Hey Sol, Matt... Did you here about Tiffany?!

Sol And Matt: No what?!

Joe: She's a New York Cheese Grader!!

Sol And Matt: Fuck Yes.

by Titty Mc'Tittyfuck January 24, 2010

Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.

Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009

Flash Garden

The garden with the most vegetables.

Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
(As found on Laffy Taffy wrappers)

by Sabi July 22, 2008

Gruden

When you have such a big package that there's a bulge apparent no matter how you adjust your legs. HD TV is to blame for 25% more grudens on TV. Former NFL coach Jon Gruden gave birth to this definition announcing Monday Night Football.

"That chick was just mean mugging my gruden."

"Check outtt the gruden on that guy."

"Ohh yuk did you see that chick? She has a bigger gruden then me."

by Grith Lightning April 25, 2010

13th grade

13 grade aka HACC aka Harrisburg Community College

Nick D. goes to Stanford and isn't smart enough for the 13th grade. So go back to wackin your pud cracka.

by snoopid December 11, 2003

Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010