We should be friends more often

Used when you want to do things that friends do with someone more often. It can be anything.

Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you

by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009

Donald’s Dead Friends Society

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.

Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

just friends

1. an easy way to stab someone

2. or an easy piss-weak excuse to tell people "we're not dating" when you totally are

1. boy: look, i'm not sure this is going anywhere... lets just be friends?
girl: just friends? (dies a little bit)

person: are you two together?
couple: (in perfect unison) no we're just friends.
person: (not buying it) uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by GODFREY! March 18, 2009

Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!

Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

by Goth goblin November 30, 2020

Dog Friends

Friend's who sleep with their dog in the bed. When they get down to some lovin' the dog licks the blokes ball bag.

I saw the Dog Friends last week.

by Jayne M January 22, 2008

fetus friends

2 or more friends who are unconditional best friends from birth, who know each other inside and out. they're usually kind of annoying

those two are fetus friends

by Adam Henaghan August 23, 2007

serious friends

A relationship in which people who are more than 'more than friends' but not lovers. It is a step in the right direction for a couple looking for a genuine relation, and scary for those who fear commitment (or AC power).

Roommate 1: Where is Jeff tonight?
Roommate 2: He is visiting his serious friend... they are serious friends, dude....he'll back in the morning.
Roommate 1: Wow that's serious.

by MichiganBoy January 11, 2013