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Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.
You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.
by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010
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Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are
Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch
by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016
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Friend Zone

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.
Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman
by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017
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friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.
My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.
by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003
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friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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Friend Ho

When Someone Who Used To Actually Be Your Best Friend Blows You Off For more *Popular* People Who are Actually snobs
Lacey: I hope You Know Your My Best Friend !!!!!!
Me:Awww..Really?Thanx.
*The Next Day*
Me:Hey Girll!!!!!
Lacey:What's that like umm annoying sound in my ear Let's go.!
Me:Shes Such A friend ho.....:/
by Bored..Chickk............:D August 7, 2009
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friend-request whore

a person on a social networking site who, using a picture much more flattering than reality, tries to obtain as many "friends" as possible in the attempt to make themselves feel popular, cool, or basically anything other than the social insecurity that plagues them.
Woah, Marissa has 1,223,456 friends on Facebook. I don't know, I mean it seems like a lot of people knew her.. I don't remember ever meeting her though... how do I have 245 friends in common with her? oh, she's a friend-request whore.
by tyliz January 7, 2010
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