Floobs

to have floobs is to have developed flab around the chest area which then forms boobs.

females can also have floobs, this is when the enormous amounts of fat the female has on her body grants her, enormous breastasis. these are not boobs, they are FLOOBS.

dude look at that womens fat
yeah she has mad floobs

by jts0910 March 26, 2010

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

floobing

Motor boating floobs (fat girl boobs)

Ex. Last night I was floobing with Sharkeisha and it was so amazing.

Sam- Dude I got arrested for floobing Sharkeisha last night

John - well done. Was it a enjoyable floob.

by TheFloobster August 4, 2014

flood watch

When you get the girls wet...

R. Kelly is playing, prepare for the flood watch.

by KEMLAB January 11, 2016

Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016

Floofy

A male's butt that has the perfect amont of flatness and poofiness - not too flat, and not too poofy! Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

(n)
Chris Evans has a floofy.
(adv)
Tom Daley's butt is so floofy!

by Singeatsleep August 7, 2012

floffus

ok my definition of floffus is totally different.. i didnt even know it was a band. i just made it up not knowing that it was already made up.. lol

anyways.. a floffus is a small group of stupid, strange, or scary people. :D

the backstreet boys are a floffus.. cause theyre a small group of stupid, strange, and a bit scary people.

by kate January 30, 2004