filet mignon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.

by BAD1983 February 16, 2008

False Start

to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend when one of the two wanted to stay abstinent until married (one can be abstinent because of religious reasons)

Person 1: "Why are you upset? Did something go wrong with Jenny?"

Person 2: "Yeah I committed a False Start when my parents wanted me to wait. I'm so screwed."

by Bag Em' and Swag Em' November 30, 2011

gay filet

A gay man, a gay person, a gay girl, lesbian, several gays, several lesbians, obviously gay.. and letting it be known to the world.

I could totally tell he's a gay filet!

by Itzia August 12, 2006

filemon

Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.

"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"

by hoodnigguh November 7, 2009

False equivalence

Used when a liberal has absolutely no comeback for your undeniable facts and comparisons. Employed when they have no rebuttal and completely run out of feelings.

Well thats just false equivalence. Explain to me how it is. It just is so your facts are now rendered useless to me

by Qrut September 17, 2020

false front

wearable breast enhancements arranged inside a bra, falsies

When she stretched he could see that she was wearing a false front.

by BaileyTwo March 7, 2010

Filet Mignonitis

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.

The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.

by Weazul March 28, 2013