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filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.
Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.
by penis beaker October 10, 2013
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Falloning

Verb Not noticing when somone of the opposite gender wants to bone and finding out when you no longer have a shot

Noun Fallon- to never notice when opposite gender is interested
Verb
P1-"Dude remember when Nicole wanted your D"

P2-"Wait what?!"
P1-" HAHAHAHA you're Falloning so hard right now aren't you?"
P2- "FUCK!!"
P1- "Man you're a born Fallon didn't even notice Laura flirting with you"
P2- FML :(
by kolo90 January 16, 2015
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failing love

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.
We have a failing love
by Baby Dracula 7z July 11, 2016
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Fall in the river and chill

Term used when you have sex with Bridge to Teribithea playing in the background
I want to cry but also want to have sex so I will Fall in the river and chill
by cooliom80s August 14, 2016
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Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.
I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.
by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017
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fakling

The art of smiling without looking happy in any way. A very fake, strained smile as opposed to smizing.
Ex1 "Have you seen Nick's new head shot for work? He's fakling so bad!"

Ex2 *Taking pictures together* One person to another: "Omg why are such a fakler on photos, you look like you're smelling dog poo?!"
by RevolutionaryRandy March 1, 2017
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Fallon

A girl that's hella gay™. Always sees a new cute girl. Really beautiful and is addicted to cats.
I also thicc
Lesbian: Bruh i just saw this really cute girl!
Friend: You always see cute girls. That's so fallon of you.
by MonaTheWeirdo March 18, 2017
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