Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

The Flaming Benson

When you have intercourse using lighter fluid and fire.

Yo bro, me and this girl started doing the flaming benson and it was life changing.

by ChouGW December 4, 2021

The Flaming Lips

A band who is known for songs about one's mortality delivered in an innocent, boyish, and silly tone. They are terrific, for any mood.

Juan: Dude, I listened to The Flaming Lips and then I was sad.
Bill: Dawg, I listened to The Flaming Lips and then I was happy.

by wootalexftw May 17, 2008

The flaming kick of death

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle

"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"

by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016

The Flaming Munz

The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by a combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex and ultimate frisbee.

Gay Chris had to give the cock instead of receive tonight much to the dismay of his boyfriend Gay Tubba. Seems the saltwater irritated his bung hole last boogie boarding session and gave him the Flaming Munz.

by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

by bass turd October 30, 2010