Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia June 05, 2011

fake freaky

Fake freaky: the act of acting as if you were a freaky person and then when it comes to laying the pipe, the partner is not down to fuck.

JustinWhy you act Fake freaky this whole time?!
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready

by Big sexy 116 August 03, 2018

fake-douchey

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.

Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.

by katiekins September 11, 2007

Fake depression

What 11-14 year old girls do to get attention

Samantha has a fake depression

by FurryHunter January 16, 2020

Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay

Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes

by Lil greeney September 30, 2018

Fake blazer

Somebody (usually a nitty) who pretends to be blazed when he actually isn’t.

Wtf he looks so high

Nah he is just a fake blazer

by ShsksisisozoPs June 09, 2020

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016