DOUCHEASAURUS

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.

Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex

by Mike Halk April 28, 2005

Atomic Douchebag

1. Perez Hilton.

Perez Hilton is a Super Pip Squeak Homo
or better known as an Atomic Douchebag.

Hey Perez: I think it's Hilarious that your
faget queer ass can't get married to your
faget queer ass lover in your home state of California.

by streetwhiz April 22, 2009

Connecticut Douche

preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.

Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.

Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.

Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?

by ceeceeeeeeee June 1, 2009

Douche Pickle

One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.

"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"

by Big Scotty June 12, 2008

Donkey Douche

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

by dxh September 30, 2010

Scooby Dooby Douchebag

Someone Who Has A Resemblence To Shaggy From Scooby Doo....Skinny,Beard,Big Shirts

Person 1: Hey Look At Haley Joel Osment!
Person 2: Yeah I Know,Talk About A Scooby Dooby Douchebag

by pahe July 13, 2010

Urban Douche

Douche bags on Urban Dictionary. They typically post a definition that supposedly makes them look like a "deep" and "thoughtful" person. They think that they're unique in our society, and that somehow they're different. All they are, are 15 year old teenagers that think they're rebelling against "everyone else". All they'll grow up to be is a depressed bank teller.

An Urban Douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.

Urban Douche: Whoa, I know what would be rebellious... I should talk about how society, media and the government is an evil plot to rape the youth!

olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!

by Ferret Tamer January 15, 2011