Desslap

the act of being slapped in the face with a penis

Emily: Babe, can you carry this box for me?
Mike: Bitch, you about to get desslaped!

by 123salnan May 20, 2010

dessert death grip

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock

Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.

by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015

Dessert Fries

The fries that have fallen out of the pouch and into the bag on your to go order, that you do not find until after you eat the rest of your food, then when you want more, you have a few fries left and they taste oddly sweet.

"Man I'm out of food, OOH Dessert Fries"

by Dwiin June 2, 2015

dessert dick

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time

Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dessert Gang

A semi-cult which recently transformed into a full cult, where you talk about desserts, mainly cookies,cupcakes and brownies.Also, it uses many dessert related emotes and emojis.

Founded by Cupcake with Swagger as it's first member.

Person 1: What is the first rule of dessert gang?
Leader: Don't eat healthily, except if it's blueberries.

by Swagger3105 January 18, 2019

Dhessy

Dhessy; a person worth the praise of a god, looks Indian but is actually white, and aspires to be a cashier one day.

Dhessy: I'm going to take a Cashiering course!
Donovan: Praise Dhessy!

by TannieElla February 15, 2019

Dessinner

Having dessert for dinner/supper; eating sweets at dinner time

I had a dessinner, so I don't need more sweets.

by Snowyowl34 September 19, 2019