colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 22, 2020

Colten

A amazing guy usually with a 20 inch dick he is the most kind and loving person and a good sex partner

Colten is the best

by Mr potato’s September 14, 2020

Colonia middle school

A school filled with a huge majority of spoiled white kids that think racism homophobia and sexism are funny jokes and topics and a lot of trump supporters and red necks who support “blue lives matter more than black” :/

Yeah I go to colonia middle school 😞

by Eating ass and doing the dash March 21, 2021

Colóntonio

The act of having your asshole licked in and around the rim. Then making out with the person who has pleasured your asshole.

Chris: “Hey Brian don’t tell the guys, but is it weird my girlfriend ate my ass, then we made out?”
Brian: “Chris, that’s call a Colóntonio, and it’s both weird and discussing, and I’m definitely going to tell the guys.”

by TheCapt17 June 23, 2021

Colonbi

A place where Joel's mama gives out handies.

Hey are you going to Colonbi?

Hell yea its half off fridays!

by Walter Mcgee July 9, 2021

colon cancer

Ass cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit

by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021

Colon High School

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School

I gradimatated from Colon High School.

by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021