cluster fuck

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.

"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"

by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007

Santa Claus

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly

"Shit, we're cluster fucked".

by Kooby May 27, 2005

cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion

DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!

by yo jj October 30, 2008

Claustroboobic

Fear of women (or men) with large breasts.

You should hook up with this girl I know. She has DD's.

It wouldn't work out: I'm claustroboobic.

by FreaknJew February 4, 2009

claustrofuckbia

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.

claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.

by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

claustrophobic

when someone hasn't come out of the closet yet.

stop being claustrophobic and come out already
"let me be claustrophobic in peace"

by Unknown0429 June 13, 2019