Geometry Class

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.

Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"

by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011

Cassy

Probably the best person you'll ever meet. Cassy's are sexy, sassy, smart, funny, down to earth and hysterically funny. If you have a Cassy in your life, put her in your pocket and never let go.

I met the most awesome chick last night, I bet she was called Cassy.

by Sashimi January 18, 2011

Class Rep

Someone who is in student gov. at a school and makes bad ass decisions about uber important stuff that is essential to the well being of his class. Usually a Bro(s) is/are chosen to be a class rep.

Tod - i heard Reid L. is running for class rep!
Seb - yeah thats the word, hes is so cool
Tod - yeah he is, hes a lax bro right?
Seb - i think so, i mean, he has mad flow
Tod - Reid has my vote!

by Tod the Rodster February 21, 2009

classic

Something of long lasting entertainment

Blowing didgeridoo in the park is classic!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Classic Rock

Rock music that takes real musical talent to play. It combines skillful guitar riffs with real singing. The father of all rock generas, classic rock is perhaps the best musical genera ever to exist.

A lot of people think that Classic Rock is slow and boring. It may be slower than some modern types of metal, but it's much more powerful and infinitely better.

Classic Rock artists: Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds, Creme, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, Van Halen

by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008

Main line class of 2016

This grade if by far they most messed up class i have ever seen. All of the girls are whores or act like whore. Most of the boys will grab the girls tits and ass without even knowing them. The schools include. Radnor, Welsh vally, Haverford, Baldwin, Episcopal, Ais. All of these schools have sort of come togeather in this one grade to become some super orgy sex party all the time. From blow jobs to drugs and sexting scandals and the boys being OBSESSED with lacrosse. Belive me I am in this grade I know what goes on.

At At the dance. Boy walks up to girl grind on her he hooks up with her them after the dance she sucks his dick.
Typical in the Main line class of 2016

by 50%real May 8, 2011

Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011