Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

cheek disconnect

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.

I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

by Kathleen G Smith January 12, 2009

cheeky wanker

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

Cheems

a simple dog meme that includes the letter “m” in most of his words. he only says one word at a time. cheems can be feisty at times but is generally a good friend to the characters in his memes. he slightly resembles Doge.

did you see that cheems meme?

the one where he said “thamk you”?
yeah that one. classic cheems

by short bear January 17, 2020

back cheek sneak

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.

Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.

by The Hag April 18, 2013