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Albuquerque

(AL-bah-KIRK-ee), from the Latin: Absconditus : meaning hidden, concealed.

Located perfectly in the middle of the surface of the planet, Albuquerque has been refered to as the Shangri La of the western hemisphere. Visitors to the Duke City are astonished to discover that it is in the continental United States and no passport is required. It's residents are ferociously kind and loving, and have developed more that 500 different ways to cook green chili. After the world wide destruction of 2012, Albuquerque was elected capitol city of the new world. A jewel of the desert.
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Albino Porn

Something that has never and will never exist.
I was googling albino porn the other day and I couldn't find shit!
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wet albert

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate
She gave him a wet albert last night
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jessica alba

The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.
"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."
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Albatross & Finch

Caitlin Cooke (6teen Character) LOVES to shop at Albatross & Finch.
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The Album Leaf

a solo project of Tristeza guitarist Jimmy LaValle that has recorded relaxing, simplistic, and cool music. featured often on the OC
"Eastern Glow" by The Album Leaf is a great song
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albino viking

Noun.
A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.
Damn, Al Morgenstern is a raging Albino Viking. I mean, 10 minutes in the sun and he looks like the photographic negative of Timmy D.
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