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The perfect woman is a woman who is beautiful inside and out who is willing to listen and be listened too, and she should always be respected by whoever is lucky enough to be with her.
The is no real example of a perfect woman it is only what you believe
by supperlordddifann July 20, 2011
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The perfect woman is so beautiful and so kind that the only explanation is she must be an angel that came down from heaven to bless us all.
by RandomDude876 December 13, 2016
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A woman who goes above and beyond the call of duty for her shit head boyfriend
I tagged her in one of those Facebook gourmet food videos and I she had it ready for dinner that night. Now that’s what I call the perfect woman.
by Thatcluelessdude November 01, 2017
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Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 05, 2004
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3-foot tall, no teeth, DD's and a flat head to set your beer on.
God, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.
by slingblade January 03, 2004
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A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.
Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
by Mr. Q45 September 01, 2017
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Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.
guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!
by G August 04, 2003
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