Alexander

A huge nerd who girls find “weirdly attractive”
That one kid who everyone thinks is gay

“Oh there’s Alexander, he gets no bitches”
“Idk, I’d hit if I could though”

by Liquidsmooth February 4, 2022

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Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019

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Alexander Sartorello

a very cool man, it's so cool to know him

im an Alexander Sartorello, i know right, so cool

by iuaisdoouaisiuoadsuiodaiuoadsu May 30, 2022

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alexander

best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS

“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”

by bmil02 February 20, 2025

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Alexander

An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd

Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander

by Rebelkelly June 20, 2023

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Dude can be a little weird…you’d expect him to be quiet and shy but once you get to know him, you realize that he’s a good listener. He might leave you from time to time, but he’ll come back with something new that happened to him, or he’ll be interested in what’s being going on with you. He might seem serious and bossy sometimes but in the end he’s a great friend. I’m glad he’s my friend 😊

Some person: Who’s that bossy dude? 🙄
Other person: Oh that’s Alexander, but dw he’s a good guy.

by Bpjifqcrpfeceixz November 23, 2022

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