Windows Dweeb

Term used by Linux or Mac zealots who think their operating system is godly, when they don't realize that every operating system has its flaws. Sure, Windows has the occasional crash or security problem, but they fix it.

I use Windows because I actually want my computer to be compatible with a few games. Oh, and my Windows XP computer hasn't crashed for almost a year now.

by MetaPaladin November 24, 2003

window lickers

retarded people.
ones who sit on the short bus and lick the windows.

im surrounded by window lickers.
that guy is a window licker.
did you see the bus full of window lickers

by NorwalkAfternoon February 13, 2009

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

Window Wiper

The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.

Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(

by Jizzy Gargler August 08, 2011

WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.

As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

by Dirtymatrix101 July 11, 2008

porn window

a computer

Porn window: like a regular window except when you look into it, instead of seeing the outside, you see porn.

by redhen October 16, 2010

The Window Thing

No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.

"What the hell is The Window Thing?" "Ew!"

by Egg November 21, 2004