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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
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Webmaster Tools

Website that contains downloads for webmasters to use for website development, seo (search engine optimization)
Training video's,keyword suggestions,webmaster tools,plugins,scripts,back-links,website advice etc.
by WebsiteGuru November 17, 2011
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Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
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Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!
I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!
by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023
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choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.
I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool
by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016
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zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.
that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.
by emsevolmomruoy November 9, 2008
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rusted tool

An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
by ERB3 February 16, 2017
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