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Penile Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.
by setharooski January 9, 2024
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bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.
The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
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maximum Paris

A threesome with two women and a man where the two women peg the man anally and orally simultaneously. This is essentially a reverse Eiffel Tower.
We met this guy Jimmy who was really open minded so Amy and I gave him some Maximum Paris
by TheDollop January 17, 2024
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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND
Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself
by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024
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nigga penis lol

usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race
Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!

Brad: haha nigga penis lol
by witans February 9, 2024
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jonathan penis

by deezies November 12, 2023
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