Fartyr

A Fart Martyr. Someone who, in the company of others, holds in a fart, causing themselves immense discomfort in order to spare the tastebuds of those around them.

Dramon: I went out with Beccy again last night, saw that new Tarantino movie.

Rick: For real. That shit worth seeing?

Dramon: I dunno man, all I remember is holding in the biggest booty coughs for three damn hours. That shit damn near killed me. Shouldn't have had those burritos for lunch dog.

Rick: Just let that shit out man. No point tryna be some kind of Fartyr. Release and deny bro, release and deny.

by Jakov69 October 27, 2018

farticle

A Facebook article that contains Markshit or other misleading information about the saftey of our Facebook data.

This report from Facebook is an intentional farticle.

by TIMzPoet November 2, 2018

fartinogen

Something which causes the production and release of intestinal gasses.

Beans are a fartinogen.

by Fallstaf November 9, 2018

Fartled

When you fart and scare yourself or someone

Matt was fartled when Abby passed gas without warning.

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

fartpipe

Someone's anus.

Alternatively, a great looking buttocks on a woman.

That last bowel movement was so huge, I think it tore my fartpipe.

Look at the ass on that girl! Now, that's a great looking fartpipe.

by SuperCabbie December 15, 2018

farts

they smell

farts smell, b*tch

by well ton December 17, 2018

farticule

a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.

after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.

after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.

by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018