Emotional Dry Humping

*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*

1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.

2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.

"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."

by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024

waxing the hummingbird

Though this sounds like a lewd act, it is literally applying wax to a hummingbird, typically in the form of a stone or synthetic tile mozaic.

My brother's coming to visit so I'm working up a sweat waxing the hummingbird.

by WhaleFromHell November 24, 2024

just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

by marine_ December 7, 2023

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Benjamin Colson William humor

Typically funny, comparable to Ismael William Diaz Humor. Fat, but humorous.

Singing down the mic while your friends try to do anything on a game is Benjamin Colson William humor.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Ismael William Diaz humor

A charismatic young gentleman, Ismael William Diaz is a funny man, and so his humor is top notch.

"Ismael William Diaz Humor" Indescribable, cannot be used in a sentence.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023