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armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.
Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
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Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread
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Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
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Dog

A creature who will eat you in your sleep And feed you to his children.
You going to die if you have a dog
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Dog fissing

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.
Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing
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Corn Dogging

The act in witch you coat your penis in breading and deep fry it for your partners enjoyment
I have a fetish of corn dogging my penis.
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Reeses Dog Treat

When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings
Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome
Guy 2: ur weird
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