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Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019
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Celery-whack

1) To whack oneโ€™s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isnโ€™t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and youโ€™re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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whack

You stole that from the store? Thats whack.
Your personality is whack, you're bugging.
by gabbagabba1220 March 10, 2020
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Wicker Whack

A popular Australian term for beating violently another person with a wooden instrument, i.e. A plank of wood or baseball bat.
Me and my brother were mad at Steven so we got my baseball bat and gave him a wicker whack over his face
by Brain Phelps August 22, 2009
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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whack

Verb: to have sex with, to fuck.
(East) Belfast slang, often an insensitive and vulgar synonym of love-making.
"Here mate, you whack that dirt last night?"
by Eskamo January 6, 2008
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