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west valley high school 

A shitty fucked up shell of its former self in the west side of yakima washington this school is famous for its low graduation rates and s.t.d riddled students along with the large amounts of druggys and dealers the idiots in this school pop pills in class fuck behind the bleachers and shit in the sinks

Westconn 

Westconn is a college based in Danbury Connecticut and is mostly a commuter school. There are still many students who dorm, mostly those who have been lured in by the mediocre sports programs. It doesn't take a lot to get accepted, as long as you can academic skills past 6th grade. Its also quite easy to get recruited for sports here, as they will throw anyone on the team with two arms and a leg.

Newbury Hall will put any prison to shame as it contains rooms similar to the size of a jail cell. The Bathrooms are said to be cleaned once every day, which is only in effect for the first week of school. After showering in a Midtown shower, you will be able to withstand any environment possible because these showers are the worst you'll ever see.

If you need food are any kind of services at this campus past 8:30 pm you are shit out of luck. Also, a 5-year-olds toy plastic kitchen set can produce better and more edible food than the food produced by the dining hall. The drinks are pretty decent, but you are provided with cups smaller than a shot glass.

The only source of parties is thrown by people on Chestnut st. who announce partys only to pussy out after more than 10 people walk in, yelling "everybody out, the cops are gonna come.' Most people resort to smoking weed in their dorm or going to nearby clubs.

The campus is pretty much a shit show filled with mediocre athletes who "should've went D1" and Mediocre students who couldn't get into college anywhere else.
KID 1-"I want to go to college, But I suck at sports and hate having fun. What should I do"

KID 2- "Oh don't worry, Westconn sounds like the perfect school for you"
Westconn by KENTARVOUS GUNFARIOUS December 3, 2019

Pelican West 

The worst and crappiest bands ever. They are a cheezy show band who "perform" at the Padre Islands.
1) Dude, have you ever heard a band as bad as Pelican West? They are such a bunch of losers!

2) Dude, someone has to tell Pelican West to stop wasting their money by releasing horrible CD's.

3) Damian Giaochino is a total fucking loser!
Pelican West by Damian JewKino December 9, 2003

The West 

Also known as the Western World, the West is a broad term that encapsulates a sizeable group of countries that share, albeit loosely, similar philosophical, political and economic principles and origins. Countries generally considered to be Western include the US, Canada, and various Western European countries such as Britain, France, and Germany. Values that are synonymous with the West include capitalism, democracy, consumerism, globalization, liberalism, and secularism. Most western countries have fairly developed economies, having moved from industrial manufacturing to service and retail as the main industry. The rights and liberties of citizens living in Western countries are the most extensive in the world, and are generally regarded as progressive in comparison to countries of similar economic development.
Oppressed College Graduate: I'm tired of all the injustices in my country! The West is DEFINITELY not the best!
African and Middle Easterner: Lol. *dies of civil war*
The West by Stingy Meatballs January 21, 2018
verb; to have one's moment in the spotlight usurped by a disgruntled person on a drunk rant.
Taylor Swift was Wested while giving her acceptance speech at the 2009 VMA awards, when Kayne West rushed the stage, stole her microphone, and ranted that Beyonce should have won the category.
Wested by Nina A September 14, 2009

kanye west

His egomaniac personality overshadows his talent as a rapper, and is slowly eating away at his career.
Did you see Kanye West at the MTV Europe awards? What an egomaniac.
kanye west by Mynameisthisrightnow November 5, 2006