Wasteman Official 

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed

"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"

Wasteman Official by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

Wastemandatory 

Something that is compulsory given to you to do but the task is useless (the task is waste)
mix of both wasteman and mandatory (mandatory means TO DO/TAKE)

having to do useless homework
or having to do a diary on your work experience which is wastemandatory

Wastemandatory by Triqyy GRAWNESS August 6, 2008

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

Terry Waite's allotment by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

wasteman 

someone who does nothing with their life, most of the time a drunken fuck up, sitting on couches in the alleyways of the London streets i.e. that breh in the 'Ave Sum Of Dat' video by DPM Recordings Ft. Shizzle, Napper and Bruza. fucking ill tune!

"youuuuuuuuuuuu WASTEMAN!!"

person 1 -"blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn't got a home"
person 2 -"too right blud. he's a wasteman"

wasteman by ill ting breh June 30, 2005

wastey-pants 

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.

I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.

wastey-pants by LRJ November 28, 2007

Barbra Walters 

A nigga's white bitch.

Barbra Walters is a skank.

Barbra Walters by wjc May 8, 2008

Mason Wasted 

The state of being so intoxicated, you have uncontrollable urges to take all of your clothes off, usually in public.

Joe got Mason Wasted and woke up in jail.

Mason Wasted by ForDayz December 11, 2010