Skip to main content

Whacking my pud

Mom, come in here. I'm whacking my pud.
by Sigman Freud September 8, 2016
mugGet the Whacking my pud mug.

walking dead addiction

An addiction to a badass Zombie (aka walker) killing show that has no known cure but to watch more.
I have a walking dead addiction, but I can't stop watchin it!
by DixonVixon101 October 7, 2017
mugGet the walking dead addiction mug.

walking shit

A sibling who eats your meal
Did you really do that again walking shit!
by kamikazepig February 6, 2018
mugGet the walking shit mug.

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
mugGet the Walking in on yourself mug.

Walking Juice

The strange mixture of oil/sweat that coagulates on the soles of one’s feet after wearing socks or walking for an extended period of time.
“Gross, I’ve got Walking Juice on my feet. Better go take a shower.”
by Revvin87 January 16, 2019
mugGet the Walking Juice mug.

Walking-facebook

A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.
Don't believe him, either walking-Facebook .
by Honey3d40 March 2, 2019
mugGet the Walking-facebook mug.

Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.
Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!
by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019
mugGet the Walking Baby mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email