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twat smasher

Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.
your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.
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Twat Dribble

Vaginal fluids/ quim, usually released during sexual activities or arousement
Mike: "Fuck Claire! You stupid wangaphobic you got twat dribble all over my bed sheets! That's it im ass fucking you next time"
by Sir Gash Sniff January 17, 2009
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Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.
Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
by dogegg March 5, 2009
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Twazool

Yet another nick-name for the female genitalia.
Molly proved she was a natural redhead when she showed me her fiery red twazool.
by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008
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Twatalope

A twatalope is a large, herbivorous mammal native to suburban areas in every major American city. Generally female, the twatalope is typically found crammed into her 16-year-old daughter's clothing (which is always at least two sizes too small), drenched in whatever perfume Oprah most recently gushed about, and yapping away on a cell phone. The twatalope's usual means of conveyance is a Cadillac Escalade, though they have been spotted in less garish vehicles.

The twatalope believes itself to be the center of the universe, and will generally become enraged when challenged by anything it perceives as a lesser being, e.g. everyone else. Avoid at all costs unless you are sure nobody will see you kill it.
The twatalope barged to the head of the Starbuck's queue.
by Leo Kottke's Black Bones July 8, 2009
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Twat Twins

Two girls that have slept with the same guy. They are now forever connected as twat twins, the female version of weiner cousins.
Ginger and Blondie are forever linked as twat twins.
by PNAG November 6, 2009
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Twat Cigar

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.
by melito74 December 27, 2010
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