First Show Syndrome

used for theatre, it is when a newbie had their first show, and misses everything about it once it is over, and feels heartbroken as if they were in a relationship.

symptoms:
-dwelling on little details, inside jokes, days, rehearsals..
-saying, "Remember when..."
-moping around and missing every little thing.

A:: "I'm going to miss Servant! The set we worked on for so long, the cast, we had such a GREAT cast!! You guys are all like family to me, we were all so close! And Candle.. and backstage, acting goofy on those couches, and the food, and the costumes, and Larry(director) yelling at us all, and Alexis never learning her latin, and that one rehearsal on halloween, and all the emotional drama.. and the improv, and and..."
L:: "Girl, you've got a MAJOR case of First Show Syndrome."

Moira: "You gonna miss Midsummer's?"
Wayne: "Hell yeah, it's like home."
Moira: "First show here?"
Wayne: "Yup. It was so great."
Moira: "Well, don't get too much First Show Syndrome"

by anna.ba.nana March 30, 2009

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

Pour the cereal in first

The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left

Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested

Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes

by flip.a.pack May 17, 2018

Dirty First Down

Kind of cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her ass and get some poo on your fingertip. Then put a little on another finger on your other hand. Right when you cum, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete's eyeblack, and then yell "First Down" and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.

Last night I was giving Meg some doggy action, and gave her a Dirty First Down. She loved it.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009

first glance gay

Someone who at first glance you think is gay, and then he fucks some chick

Dude, I thought my best friend was coming on to me, then he fucked my girlfriend. Dammit, I wish he was a fucking real gay instead of one of those first glance gays.

by Patches22 March 6, 2010