Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021

Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

testicle

balls nigga , good ol' balls , a more professional term is douchebag , bag of balls..etc , it means nice

my mom is such a testicle

by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022

testicality

when somebody rips your balls off and you die from blood loss.

"did you hear that mr jones died of testicality?" "what the fuck is that."

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.

My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce

by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022

Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles

Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!

by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022

Testical Nestical

When a guy puts his balls ontop on someone's hair, resembling a "birds nest"

BRO some homeless guy with TONS of Dick Cheese gave me a Testical Nestical

by Iphone_maker March 10, 2022