talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by zach September 1, 2003

talking angela

first sign that you are a furry

"what's your favorite game as a kid?"
"talking angela"
"ew get away from me, you furry"

by mrmalfoyswifey October 21, 2021

Talking Heads

One of the worst, most dreadful bands of all time. Hard to determine what their best albums are because most of their music is garbage. Their induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just proves that the R&RHoF doesn't mean shit.

did you see the talking heads with elvis costello in 77? god i hope not

by nowinski4life August 11, 2010

pig tailing

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Talking out the side of your neck

Letting another person know that if they don't stop whatever it is the are doing. Then that person will more than likely die by having a hole in thier neck.

T said to CJ "hey your moms looked hot last night". CJ replied ,"if you don't shut up, I'm going to have you talking out the side of your neck."

by ERICWRIGHT075 January 26, 2021

talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

by cheese_nutter (Nutty Nurse Nina, if you may, in the real world?What real world?) May 29, 2004

Talinga

Once used as a name of a pretend boyfriend as a prank by two girls in New Jersey. It is now used as a term meaning "the perfect boyfriend".

Girl 1: Hey, do you like John?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's funny, sweet, smart, and cute too.
Girl 1: He's such a Talinga.

by BIGSEXYPiCAnTe. April 12, 2008